Friday, April 06, 2007

Pinas @ Uncyclopedia.Org

You may be looking for hookers and not even know it!
~ Uncyclopedia.org on Philippines

“Hello Garci?”
~ Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo on Wire-Tapped Conversation

“I Am Sorry”
~ Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo on Oscar Wilde

“I will not run for the next 2010 Fuhrer Presidential Elections...but my clone will. Please meet my closest ally and my clone's architect, Emperor Palpatine of the Vatican.”
~ Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo on her 7th State of the Nation Address speech

“No you are not, and never you will be, for damnation is in your hands, and whilist I conquest the whole world you will piss in your pants, and devour you I shall, then.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Fuehrer President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

“This is the Philippines, where red lights mean "go" and green lights mean "stop".”
~ Bayani Fernando on faulty traffic lights.

“And I shall name you Tentucky Fried Chicken then, for I do not watch Filipino shows since I do not understand Filipino, and Tentucky it shall be because when I say Tentucky, I mean it Tentucky.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Willie Revillame

“LACTOBACILLI SHIROTA STRAIN!”
~ Dr. Minoru Shirota on Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

“In Soviet Russia, GARCI HELLOS YOU!”
~ Russian Reversal on Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

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